I washed my hair this morning: it stuck out
It’s never looked right since the hairdresser
Mangled it months ago; I have no doubt
They’ll make it still worse next time I go there
The mirror! Oh, rectangle of despair!
After lunch, daughter and me went swimming
A guaranteed way to mess up your hair
Even if you wore a cap, tight-fitting
Afterwards, my reflection resembling
Frankenstein’s ugly son after a bout
Of hair-pulling on the Jerry Springer
TV show. Oh no! We won’t be going
Into McDonald’s at this rate; without
Enough style to fit in, even in there!
I don't got swimming because my hair is now dyed to f*** and it ruins it
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed with your rhyming schemes Tony xxx
Maybe you should be sponsored for this Herculean effort!
ReplyDeleteHair - oh well Jude, i suppose it's better than being bald. Especially in winter. Brrrr.
ReplyDeleteClouded over the ~~ attention body, do not catch cold Luo!
ReplyDeleteSo says good White Good White!!
Yes, I don't like getting my hair wet - it's no fun!!
PS - Yes Jude, I should be xx
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