There are many and various wastes of time
In life, such as being nice or trying to save
But no wastes of time are quite as sublime
As watching the England football team have
Another go at making balls behave
Perhaps we should widen the criteria
Of eligibility from the chavs
We pick now, not just to girls, but creatures
If they reside in English zoos, they're fair
Game for the beautiful game. They can climb
Higher to head a ball - pick a giraffe
Or a cow - call it Mooney - for unfair
Milking of tackles, diving when in prime
Penalty box spots. England expects. Craves...
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