Enjoying chilling at home, least I ate
Today, unlike yesterday! And I will
Probably eat more soon, be a pig tonight!
I'll eat my fill, then I'll eat still more fill
Must admit, drinking, not eating's, not brill
But I had fun last night, watching England
Fuck up as usual, Rooney unable
To do a thing, yet commentators sound
Amazed if he's criticised. He's rotund
And generally useless. But now I'm quite
Ready to eat, and it won't be pigswill
Unlike Rooney, my tummy's not too round
Even when I eat heavily - it's great!
I must go now, my hunger's getting shrill
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