Sunday 1 June 2014

2845 - Knock back the porter, you portly Stockporter

Here I am now, safely back from Stockport
Beer Festival, it was full of obese
Blokes, but some more folks as well, we're all caught
In the alcoholic net, we're all squeezed
By life into a situation. Please
Don't pretend all's well. But failure is fun
If you can have a laugh and so appease
Your ego now and then, if not often
Because beer costs quite a lot, my son
I got in free though, saved 5 quid. That's eased
My bank account, fuck you, FC Stockport!
Louise, Richard, Steve, I chinwagged with them
I'd have liked to go to the disco but
Next time maybe. Now it's time for a snooze...

Fri 30 May

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