Well done, Rooney! Not Wayne, of course, but a
400 metre runner named Martyn!
As for the too oft-feted footballer
And his comrades, they’ve been shown up again
Beckenbauer was right, criticising
Their ineptitude. We’ll no more believe
(Skinner and Co) that they can ever win
A tournament. Think golf and tennis. We’ve
Ballsed up time and again, in all sports. Leave
It out, and stick to our true behaviour -
Dodgy financial dealing, pocketing
Profit whenever we can, relying
On bullshit and technology, unfair
Advantage gained by money. It’s a sin!
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