Friday 18 June 2010

1383 - England are shit

Oh no, another shit performance by
England, this time against Algeria
A nil-nil draw, and no shots on goal, Why
Do we support our team year after year?
It’s embarrassing, and it is quite clear
That we are poor at the game invented
On the muddy fields of England. A fear
Grips us on the big occasion; we’re dead
Just like Andy Murray and Lee Westwood
We are scared, because we know we are shy
On the world stage, exposed: there’s nothing there
We see once more that our team is a dud
That our skill levels are lacking, so why
Should we be surprised? Next, Slovenia…

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