Orbison Orbs

I’ve got Orbison Orbs
I’ve gotta wear shades
It’s NOT over
Unless they’ve made
A mess of both o’
My Orbison Orbs

I’ve got Orbison Orbs
I’m scared of the light
Like a vampire
I can only see at night
Please don’t light my fire!
Cos I’ve got Orbison Orbs

I’ve got Orbison Orbs
Since the laser op
They made me see red
I wished it would stop
Surgeon said, ‘DON’T MOVE YOUR HEAD!’
Or you’ll always have Orbison Orbs

I’ve got Orbison Orbs
I can’t see clearly now
I hope there’s no rivers to cross
If not, I’ll get there somehow
Straining to read out this dross
With my Orbison Orbs!