Tuesday 17 November 2009

1170 - Auntie Christmas

We’re racing nicely towards that dread date
Christmas - oh shit, I’ve mentioned it now. Damn!
The sooner it’s gone, the better, I’ll state
Because I’m ‘Auntie Christmas,’ so I am
That’s a track I recorded, ’bout the sham
That is the modern festive time of year
Not everyone will like it, but to them
I say, stuff your stuffing right up your ear
Me, I’ll just have a whisky and a beer
Hopefully this Christmas I’ll celebrate
By recording some top music; I’ll jam
With friends over in Ireland, and we’ll hear
And smoke some truly festive shit. It’s great
To escape Santa’s clutches (dirty man!)

No comments:

Post a Comment