Tuesday 31 May 2011

1730 - Football, cucumbers and ethnic cleansing

In the news today, FIFA's corruption
Sepp Blatter, 75, expects to
Continue as president, carry on
Despite the scrutiny he's been put through
Tin pot dictator, he shall not be moved
Meanwhile, some cucumbers in Germany
Imported from Spain have caused a to-do
Some have died from E. coli, so Louis
Had better wash his before instantly
Scoffing them whole like he does. Are they from
Spain? Not sure. Ratko Mladic, general who
Went ethnic cleansing back in the nineties
In Bosnia, is now in detention
And that's today's news, so good night to you

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