Had a funny chat at work with Emma
About other work people on our floor
I don't mean lying on the floor, fella
I mean they work on the third floor, for sure
Strange body shapes, tubby top halves, thinner
Legs, older women, mutton dressed as lamb
People promoted who are far thicker
Than those they beat to the job, mere yes-men
But this is all silly stuff, we're not fans
Of genuine office intrigue, plots, schemes or
Back-stabbing of team-mates - others can score
With those dubious tactics, saddoes whose main
Claim to pride's the workplace, home life's that poor
I don't envy them, sad suburban bores
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