Monday 7 May 2012

2071 - 4,000 arseholes in Blackburn, Lancashire

Today has been Bank Holiday Monday
And it's not poured down quite as they forecast
A demonstration was to wend its way
From Salford to Manchester, overcast
Skies to match the economy we cast
Our weary eyes upon. Wasn't tempted
To join in. Was supposed to try to test
My Arabic but sadly neglected
That task. Watched 'Madame Bovary' instead
(I watched 'The Mill On The Floss' yesterday)
Football-wise, Blackburn are down - they're aghast
In that old cotton town, I'm contented
Good riddance, let's hope Bolton follow - they
Deserve it even more. Go hang, Judas!

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