Saturday 17 March 2012

2021 - I'd forgotten what it felt like

I'd forgotten what it felt like - a cold
Has gripped my ear, nose and throat department
And brought it down like stock markets when told
About banks' financial mismanagement
I'm sniffy and I don't mean snotty, meant
Full of it (not full of shit), though my nose
Is full of snot, we ain't got amusement
My two nostrils - I need the skills to close
Them like a dam to stop damaging flows
And what about my throat? I was too bold
With speech today - verbal outpourings went
Forth rather like a firth, and the pain rose
I feel like Rod Stewart when he has sold
Out tours and strained his throat when he shouldn't

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