Saturday 12 December 2009

1195 - From clubhouse to doghouse

Fore! Tiger Tiger, burning bright, in the
Bedrooms of the night, it’s a hole in one
And another and wow, yet another!
He never misses. But his time has come
To pay. His poor missus may demand some
Compensation, a billion or two
For such a public humiliation
He’s in the rough for a change; he’ll have to
Put his club away. Maybe someone new
Might get a chance for once, romantically
Opening up the golf world. Could be fun
The British Open and The Masters too
Fore! Tiger Tiger, burning bright, in the
Spare bedroom of the night, what have you done?

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