Sunday 6 December 2009

1189 - Two crusades and a packet of crisps, please

In the year 2525...no,
I mean 1189, Phil Two
Of France and Dick One of England thought, Blow!
These Ay-Rabs gotta go, man! Cos they knew
They was ‘invadin’ the ‘Holy Land.’ Coo -
Sounds pretty much like today, hey? Bushy
And Bliar thought the same way, though Tone knew
It was dumb, but he could get decent fees
Ingratiatin with rednecks. But now he
Ain’t pop’lar with the ‘old Europe’ - oh no -
You know, those pesky varmints who say ‘Screw
You, Pentagon!’ Entangled now, Dave C
Is already suckin up to them. So
Like the Crusades, here comes death aplenty!

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