I wish they’d stop talking about swine flu
Why don’t they drop that dead donkey this week?
Who Jordan’s going out with’s always news
Hang on! There’s the Star - think I’ll take a peek!
Little serious news issues to leak
During this dull Parliamentary recess
The heat over expenses was unique
They turned Hazel Blears’ car into a mess
When the MP thought she should show her face
In a poor part of Salford. Never you
Mind, Hazel. Next summer you’ll have to seek
New employment, hopefully with less stress
At least the football’s back. There’s more to view
On TV and to talk about at work
Tue 11 Aug
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