Just watched Wimbledon lose to Liverpool
No third round shock result tonight then, folks
Exciting in parts, but, like most games, all
Of it wasn't, so meanwhile, I wrote jokes
For tomorrow night's comedy, which cloaks
The slow passage of time with va-va-voom
Tonight, as Steven Gerrard got two pokes
Of the ball into the net, in this room
With Louis chatting away, broke the gloom
With old jokes culled from my book. How to fill
Ten minutes, though? One-liners may well stoke
The flames of fun, but they're over too soon
So I thought I'd spend the end of this Yule
Laughing at the 'Imagine' song lyrics
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