So now I won't be going next week to Leeds
They're doing 'Strangeways Here we Come' not 'Pet
Sounds,' so that'll save me some forty quid
In December, that reduces what's paid
Out, so that's helpful. Football on tonight
So might get a drink in, relax, listen
Then watch midweek Match of the Day highlights
Think I'll take an evening off from the strum
Of guitar, save my neighbours' eardrums
Will read 'The Gunpowder Plot'. Now I've reached
The bit where Guy Fawkes and Catesby get caught
In the cellars beneath with all that gun-
powder, it's getting tense. Poor Pearl's been bid
Adieu by her stupid employers. Prats!
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