I'm going to miss the Man United game
Or most of it, at any rate, due to
A regular fun night, that's what's to blame
Worst Comedy Night in Salford, I'm due
At in a few minutes. Must find my shoe
And my other one, too, and put them on
Walk down Oldfield Road, Chapel Street, then go
Left up Bloom Street, get one or two pints in
At the King's Arms, then with Dermot, make an
Arse of myself. And why not? There's no shame
In it, it's fun, usually, except a few
Times when we die, but the resurrection
Can sometimes happen to us mere humanes
That was a crap rhyme, so what, hey, fuck you!
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