Hey, it's late, and I'm somewhat pissed, yes sir
Before I go to bed, I'd like to say
Today I got Jo safely to Wilmslow
And then I got myself to Manchester
Three bottles drunk, then I went to the Worst
Comedy Night in Salford, the Kings Arms
I read the short story I wrote, the first
Hearing of Francis Bacon-Sandwich
It went down OK, I would like to think
Not bad considering wrote it today
I am the new PG Wodehouse writer
Although I'm not gay, it went down quite well
My latest short story, not traditional
Comedy maybe, but it was quite swell
Tue 15 April
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