A lovely day with Josie but my God
She knows how to make me spend money I
Haven't got, from my overdraft, the sod!
She wanted purple Doc Martens, but why
Do they cost a hundred quid? Tried to lie
Said I couldn't afford them, though I can't
So inevitably I had to buy
Them for her, because my love made me haunt
My conscience and sympathy so I won't
Succeed in saying no, although she's got
The hang of wheedling money from men, try
As men might to say no, it's like a hunt
In reverse. They hunt us while we hunt hogs
But there's a happy ending. We're allies
No comments:
Post a Comment