I've still not written or posted my cards
I'm running out of time to post them now
Each day I bring them into work but can't
Find time to write them; work just won't allow
Oh Christmas cards, oh Christmas cards, just how
Will they get sent off in time to my kin?
Though I've not yet quite got a furrowed brow
At a low level, it's quite worryin'...
Mind you, when will MY cards start arrivin'?
Are they waitin' to get theirs first? Bastards!
If so, maybe I won't send them. That cow
Of a sister; that brother, he's a swine
And as for my mother, I've no regards
Sod them all, and sod Christmas. Sod you, too!
are you doing a sonnet on your xmas cards?
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