I got really wrecked last night, yes, it's true
I only had five pints, but they were mixed
Beer and strong cider - that you mustn't do
Or like me you will end up being sick
And I was, this lunchtime - the kitchen sink's
Where I threw up quite noisily, neighbours
Stirring below as if they'd heard the thick
Liquid hitting the stainless steel, a noise
They could hardly have missed - it had such force!
After that I felt much better, thank you
And no longer felt nauseous. It's the kick-
Off of the new season - Football Focus
Was watched with - well, more focus - since I threw
Up, and that was followed by athletics
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