Pop ups piss me off, why don't they piss off?
Same to cold callers about PPI
Don't get me started on ads in midst of
Soccer games, Ray Winstone, spit in your eye
Only thickoes are impressed by tough guys
Get me in a headlock, why doncha, then
Maybe I'll do what you command, but I's
Too smart to bet on Rooney scoring ten
I'd rather set my Rolex by Big Ben
Avoiding Big Issue sellers is tough
And if ITV ever wonder why
People prefer the Beeb, maybe it's zen
But I don't think so, I think it's lack of
Fucking adverts that make you wanna cry
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