What a day on the trains, it was bedlam
First, going down to Wilmslow, lost my seat
To an old lady, then the tannoy man
Said the train wouldn't stop at Wilmslow. Shit -
I'll be late seeing my daughter, I thought
I was an hour late, problems on the line
Then, after visiting Glossop, a wait
Of an extra hour at Stockport - reason?
A suicide on the tracks. On way home
Train stopped at Wilmslow an hour - they locked in
A carriage full of drunk guys being prats
One pulled down his pants, one punched the guard on
The chin, the police took an hour to come
And one guy locked himself in the toilet!
Sat 20 July
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