I wish the Titanic had never sunk
Then this week's hundredth anniversary
Would never have happened! Just quickly, think!
No long-drawn out films starring Leo Di
Caprio and Kate Winslet. Celine Di-
on's heart would not have gone on. We'd be spared -
All of us! So many ships sank at sea
Especially in the wars when food was scarce
And sailors risked their lives so we'd be fed
I think that's more tragic than lots of drunk
Rich people having their cruise suddenly
By a cheeky iceberg interrupted
Next time it's mentioned I'll just do a bunk
Or maybe I'll eat some ice cream for tea
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