In the year 1366, Stella
Was first brewed in Leuven, Flanders, Belgium
In Britain it has been called ‘wife-beater’
A favourite tipple of violent chav scum
I sometimes buy it when the weekend comes
And drink it like a moron, getting pissed
Well, that’s what it’s for when all’s said and done
Especially when you know you won’t be kissed
Stella Artois comes high up in the list
Of famous beers exported all over
For centuries the horses pulled the drums
Along the rutted dusty tracks, through mist
And mud, the taverns full of fine fellas
Paying for troubles to be overcome
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