It's a cold winter, colder than summer
I hate winter, I wish it was more hot
The heating bills rise, hey what a bummer
I think the whole thing is a Tory plot
Meanwhile, Prince Andrew's in water that's not
Cool, over this sex scandal, more than just
Licking Fergie's toes this time. Boiling pot
Of a story, shagging girls who were lost
Somehow in upper-class orgies, the lust
Of the wealthy and powerful catered
For secretly, for royals, no doubt got
For free as part of privilege that's past
Scrutiny, scrotally totally fair
Cos life ain't equal. We must lick his bot...
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